1. A Conceptual Overview
2. The Zero-Sum Game of Corporate Personhood
3. You’re Soaking in It
4. He Can’t Be a Man ‘Cause He Doesn’t Smoke the Same Detergent Pack as Me
5. The Nature of Corporations
6. Pumpkins and Sugarplums
7. The Animated Corporation
8. Truth and Soul
9. Your Call is Very Important to Us
10. There’s No Their There
11. You Can’t See the Corporation for the CEOs
12. Unpersoned
13. Buy with Confidence
14. Habeas Corporation
15. Paranoid Desires
16. The Gap Between Signifier and Signified
17. It’s All Theater
18. Corpography
19. Corporate Exceptionalism
20. Anonymous Autonomy
21. When Texas Executes One
22. Immortality and Impersonation
23. Corporations Have No Souls
24. Extremely Hostile Takeovers
25. A Little Less Than Kin
26. And Now the Words from Our Sponsor
27. New and Improved: The Zero-Sum Game of Corporate Personhood
28. The Whole World is An America, A New World
29. The Transcendental Franchise
30. Advertising Makes the World Uniform: The New World as the Whole World
31. Warning Signs
32. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Trust and Spam
33. Advertising Creep: The End of Public Space
34. The Age of Advertisements: What’s Your Sign?
35. Sponsored Language
36. I’m Not an Actor, But I Play One on TV
37. Pretty Lies, Unclean Hands
38. The Rise of the Impersonation State
39. I Have Met the Alien
40. Corporations Cannot Speak
41. A Marketplace of Rights
42. Commercial Personhood
43. Advertisements Against Myself
44. The Self as Ad
45. Schadenfreudian Slips: Ad Copy and the Culture of Envy
46. Pop Ups and Pin Ups: Advertising Sex and Violence
47. The Art of Lying
48. Needs and Wants
49. Farewell Welfare
50. Ask Your Advertiser if Advertising is Right for You
51. Living Outside the Market?
52. How Soon is Nowhere?: Advertising Academia
53. Grave-keepers
54. Imagine a World Without Advertising
Acknowledgments
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